Sushimo wrote:

Comet Moth wrote:

The banner should be the word "SONIC" made out of the word "sonic" over and over. In blue. And replace all the text with sonicsonicsonic. And then have a section where people can download ROMs of every Sonic game. And give out free Sonic plushies. I think that would be good enough.

And Sonic porn.

*Ahem*

Very, dudelicious Sonic pr0n.

I seriously don't understand why anyone likes Sonic pr0n. Then again I'm no longer a young teen/tween. Hell I liked it back when I was, but since then I lost interest and I fail to understand why even I enjoyed that shit. And at this point I'm beginning to wonder why I ever enjoyed furry pr0n, and starting to stop giving a crap about pr0n in general.

Sigh. Those weird mysteries of human life and subculture. ... I feel old. ...

Mly wrote:

I seriously don't understand why anyone likes Sonic pr0n. Then again I'm no longer a young teen/tween. Hell I liked it back when I was, but since then I lost interest and I fail to understand why even I enjoyed that shit. And at this point I'm beginning to wonder why I ever enjoyed furry pr0n, and starting to stop giving a crap about pr0n in general.

Sigh. Those weird mysteries of human life and subculture. ... I feel old. ...

It's alright, now you can get into pr0n.

Not sure if you're using bad double entendres, or just being weird.

I hope you guys realize I was being sarcastic about Sonic porn ...

Mly wrote:

Not sure if you're using bad double entendres, or just being weird.

I was talking about being old enough to get into the biz.

Sushimo wrote:

hope you guys realize I was being sarcastic about Sonic porn ...

Oh no, I simply took it seriously. Everyone means what they say on the internetz!

See, if you become a porn star while you've lost interest in porn, people will ask you about it and when you answer with complete disinterest, they'll think you're just being cool and they'll buy more.


Yup, perfect plan.

Comet Moth wrote:

See, if you become a porn star while you've lost interest in porn, people will ask you about it and when you answer with complete disinterest, they'll think you're just being cool and they'll buy more.


Yup, perfect plan.

See, when you lose interest in porn, you gain interest in sex. Therefore you get into porn to have sex, see.

Indeed, the cycle of porn can go on forever.

Why was the internet born? porn PORN PORN!

Swirsky, you internet sage you. Truer words have never been unspoken.

I see I didn't miss much.

Yep, yep. Don't worry, though. The life will return here, just as soon as we're not so busy everywhere but here.

By the way, nice bra. Who in the fuck dresses like that? ... You know what, never mind. I don't think it's all that common to dress in a red China dress with circuitry sticking out of your head either. Fucking anime dress-code, how does it work.

I suppose I'm here, too.

But I'm probably there.

Meh, this is why I've become more of a regular on Ezoa.

Some of us have just been really busy.

Chuck Swirsky wrote:

Some of us have just been really busy.

Plus we hardly have any members. We need to get the word out! I wish I could, but my only Checkpoint is SoA.

Doesn't matter what the reason is, what does matter is how to get the place up.

If anyone on SoA knows intelligent mem--Ahaheheh, heheheh... If anyone on SoA knows intelli--G'ehehehahaha!--... Okay, ahum. I can do this. I can say this with a straight face.

... *takes a deep breath and smiles uncontrollably as he talks in a strained fashion* ...

If anyone on SoA knows intelligent members there, feel free to invite them over. *snrrk*... I bet most everyone on SoA is tired of one mod/admin/tard/dickhead or another. Our target audience there is probably reasonably intelligent people who are by and large irritated by staff members who could take IQ tests and end up with a digit or two missing.

*suddenly bursts out laughing* D'aaahahahaha, ohgod, I actually said "intelligent" and "SoA" in the same sentence! Aaahahaaa, hahahaaahaha...!!! ... Heheh, ahaheheh, ... Okay, but seriously. PM trustworthy and intelligent people on SoA about this site.

Mly wrote:

If anyone on SoA knows intelligent mem--Ahaheheh, heheheh... If anyone on SoA knows intelli--G'ehehehahaha!--... Okay, ahum. I can do this. I can say this with a straight face.

... *takes a deep breath and smiles uncontrollably as he talks in a strained fashion* ...

If anyone on SoA knows intelligent members there, feel free to invite them over. *snrrk*... I bet most everyone on SoA is tired of one mod/admin/tard/dickhead or another. Our target audience there is probably reasonably intelligent people who are by and large irritated by staff members who could take IQ tests and end up with a digit or two missing.

*suddenly bursts out laughing* D'aaahahahaha, ohgod, I actually said "intelligent" and "SoA" in the same sentence! Aaahahaaa, hahahaaahaha...!!! ... Heheh, ahaheheh, ... Okay, but seriously. PM trustworthy and intelligent people on SoA about this site.

That'll be hard to do. All of the so called "intelligent" are either HD goons, or content with SoA. Captain Linebeck is a crafty bastard, but I won't worry about recruiting him. The main one I don't want here is Alice Twilight. That bitch is as about as bad as A bee.

It's been a long, long time since I've honestly paid attention to SoA. I set foot in the place several months back during Plix's campaigns of idiocy against TSC in that general area, although that was just to stomp his face in and be done with it. I've lurked minimally, and checked out any links anyone has sent my way. That's about it.

Though, if your descriptions ring true, Sketch, the Ezoan wastes are quite rotten. ... *taps idly at his desk for several seconds* ... Which means I have a plan.