| Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | |
|
|
Author | Message |
---|
Mly The Final Boss
| Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed May 09, 2012 11:12 pm |
| Alright, in case you haven't heard of this, one of the oldest forum games in existence, here's how it goes:
Person A wishes for something. It doesn't have to be anything major, just something that would be entertaining if it were to go horribly wrong, seeing as the idea is to make it go horribly wrong.
Person B finds some way to horribly screw up that wish so that what they gain is worthless, not worth it, etc., then makes their own wish.
Person C corrupts the wish of person B and makes their own. Person D corrupts the wish of person C and makes their own. Person E " ... ... ... ... ... ... " person D " ... ... ... ... ... ... "
Etc., so on and so forth, until the end of time.
Let's go.
I wish for a strong and loyal pet Husky.
Last edited by Mly on Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:09 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Stickied due to popularity.) |
|
| |
ISS Enterprise Noob
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed May 09, 2012 11:17 pm |
| Granted. His loyalty shifts to himself and he randomly attacks you and rips off your face.
I wish for a nice cup of tea. Mmmmmm....... tea |
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed May 09, 2012 11:27 pm |
| Granted. The tea is extremely hot; your frontal torso, lower face, and pretty much everything else to a slightly lesser extent, is inclined to agree with this when you spill it all over you. The nurses and doctors agree as well.
I wish for a cup full of rotten leaves. |
|
| |
ISS Enterprise Noob
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed May 09, 2012 11:32 pm |
| Granted. Your friends grandma becomes very confused at a cookout at your house and accidentally eats the rotting leafs. She upchucks all over your father, who instinctively pushes her on the ground, breaking her hip, and landing the hospital bill in your fathers hands
I wish for a skyscraper |
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed May 09, 2012 11:35 pm |
| Granted. Would you like it to be dropped on your head, or on your head?
I wish, I wish, I was a fish! |
|
| |
ISS Enterprise Noob
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed May 09, 2012 11:56 pm |
| Granted. Someone offers you a big juicy worm. When you go to bite it, something sharp pierces through the roof of your mouth. You begin to bleed. You run away from it, but it keeps pulling you. You finally give up, and you it pulls you out of the water. You can't breathe. Some odd looking creatures detach the hook and hold you up to their hideous lizard-mammoth faces, and a flash of light comes from a little silver box. They lay you down on some surface, recast their hook, and leave you to die the painful death of suffocation.
I wish that I was a bee |
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu May 10, 2012 12:11 am |
| Granted. You happen to be born into your new life in a hive partially submerged in mud. You go out of the hive, eager to work, not listening carefully to what the swarm of your brethren are trying to warn you of, and suffocate in said mud. If only you went out of the top half....
I wish for a slice of bread, perfectly scaled at 7.2 times the normal. |
|
| |
ISS Enterprise Noob
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu May 10, 2012 6:04 pm |
| Granted. When you are about to take the first bite, someone runs by. You shrug your shoulders and eat it. What you didn't know was that the runner had sprayed just enough gasoline on the bread that it will kill you
I wish nothing like what I said above happens to me |
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu May 10, 2012 7:27 pm |
| Granted. Nothing like a runner spraying gasoline on your food happens to you; you are instead killed by a walking person dumping a bucket of acid on you.
I wish for a chair made entirely of toothpicks. |
|
| |
ISS Enterprise Noob
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu May 10, 2012 11:20 pm |
| Granted. It crumbles when you sit down on it, and you get stabbed in the touchas and back several hundred times
I wish for world peace |
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Fri May 11, 2012 2:22 am |
| Granted. This is done by world peas. Three of them, to be exact. Their gravity makes world peace easily possible by killing all of those warring humans in one quick, easy cataclysm.
I wish for a dish, filled with fish ... sticks. |
|
| |
ISS Enterprise Noob
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Fri May 11, 2012 5:49 pm |
| Granted. The people at the fish stick factory accidentally put way to much salt on. You are about to take a bite of said overly salty fish, when you get a phone call. You take the fish with you. Just when you are passing by some stairs, you take your first bite. The taste of it puts a weird look on your face, and you rush to spit it out. While turning back to put it in the trash can, you slip on a rug, sending you down the stairs. The fish remaining in your mouth is forced back into your throat. There you die, paralyzed and suffocating
I wish for pretzels to rain from the sky |
|
| |
Canderous Nub
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:15 pm |
| Okay, let's restart this so i have a reason to stick around.
I wish for an antique reading desk |
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:05 pm |
| Granted. You realize that antique furniture is very heavy and sturdy as it appears in a puff of bright pink smoke ... right over your head. Gravity quickly comes into play.
I wish for a pet robot dragon with four wings and two tails. Because we could all use a little excitement in our life. |
|
| |
Canderous Nub
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:01 pm |
| Granted. Due to a lack of size specification, the gigantic dragon is forced to swallow the sun to use as a fuel source. You live for only a few days before all of the sun'swarmth dissapears and Earth becomes a snowball.
i wish for a personal droid servant |
|
| |
Chuck Swirsky Automatic Terror Machine
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:36 am |
| Granted, Your Droid Servant has the same serial number that is associated with bad circuitry on the motherboard and glitchy firmware. This causes your Droid Servant to become electrically hazardous to everything around it. The firmware has a glitch which will result in the Droid Servant blowing up within 30 seconds, at any point in the near future without warning.
I wish for a Cuban Cigar. |
|
| |
Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:06 am |
| Granted, but it turns out it has a bit too much gunpowder in it for your liking.
I wish for some coffee. |
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:09 am |
| Granted. It's arsenic-flavored. Hope you enjoy!
I wish for Zalgooo! |
|
| |
Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:22 am |
| Z̟̙̞̜͉̫̯̘ͩ̽̿̉̀̇̊̾̚͢A̻̥̩̺̞̲̓̓͢͜͝L̝̲̖͍̪̦̠ͮ̐̌͢ͅG̺̪͎͉̿ͦO̞͇̫͗̍̊ͤ ̆͒ͩͭ͏̤̪̥͖̣̥̖̦̰c̸̩͉̱͉͔̠̩ͨ̄̎̓ͤo̴̸͚̟̼̯̬̜̺ͭ͊̾́̚r̵͎̺̬̗̹͔͌̎͂͟͡r̡̛͔̮̱͎̟̞̦̰̂̈̈̐́u̡͔̺̠̥̘ͭ͒̐͟ͅp̶̶̺̭̱ͤͬ͋͑͋̌̐t͕͕̞̂͒̆̍̆̒ͤͫ̄s̛̛̪̖̝͎͕̮̥͆̎ ̸̨̮̱̳̪̺͑͌̔̌ͧṇ͚͓͚̖͇̦͑͗͑ͣ̐o͙̙̱̠̻ͦ̎ͅt̻͇̯͔͔̣̤̏ͯ̊ͭ͆ͯ̍́͘͡ ̵̢̼̞̪͖̣̒̓̔͋̋̕o̝̥̘̫͎̺̥̱͖͆͆̿͌ͥ͂ͮͦn̨̰̟̼̫̣̤̅̓͘lͣͪ̃̾̅͂҉̷͈͉̳̬y̸̢̲̺̩̯̲͓̱͑̆̆̋ͧ͑̕ ̗͍̦͈͉̇̒͞ẙ̢͑ͬͦͣ͋͠͏͉͇̭͙̙o͋ͧ̿̏ͯ̆̄̇͏͙ͅu͙̲̦͚͔͎̣͋ͯ̕r͆ͮ̅̑ͣͭ̊̃͊͏̘̗̥̩̣͈͇̳ ̷̦̹̘̮͎͖͍̬ͥ̂̓ͩͥ́͑̄w̵̥͖̠̝̙̻͚͋̇̓̃ͤ́͡i̵͑̒͋́͛̊̉̚҉̟̹̥̫̼͔̮̳s̷̢̯͓̹̩̬̫̞̫͆ͣ͡h̉͆̄҉͈͖͜ ̧̞̩̭̜̒ͨ̀̈́ͫͧ͘B̭̖̖̓ͬ̌ǘ͇̺̻̮̙͕̪͚͌̓͌̍̀t̖̦̜̋̒́ ̢͌̀̒́͑̉̓͏̥͚̱͖͉ͅy̷̛̜̬̲̖ͦ͊͘o̷̗̳͔̾͊ͯͣ̓̐̚ŭ̵̡̠̜͕̲̋̀̎͢ȓ̴͖̩ͫͦ̾ͨ̍ͣ ͉̝͕̥̣͗̏͛m̴̬̘̅ͦͧ̔̊̀͜i̤̯̖̙͐̊͋ͤͫ͋͗̀̕͟n̵̙̝̩ͫ̎́̏̏̃ͪ̎͝ḑ͎̩̲͈̟̘͗͌̾ͥ ̎ͤ̀͏̢̹͓͖̺͈a͍̮͙̿ͤ͛̉͐̐͊́s̟͕̼͖̟ͨ͋ͨ̉ͤ͠ ͎̱̽̂ͪ͒̃͟ͅŵ͉͍̝̩̥̿̔ͬ͊͑́͠e̳̳̳̭̝̯͊ͬ̏̅̎ͅl͍̞̲̲̥͇̀͆̊̚ͅl̵̶͖̯͎͕ͫ̈́̓̂ͤ̓̄̈́̀.̤͉̲̻̒̌
I wish for the ability to graffiti on anything without consequences.
|
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:40 am |
| Granted, but you cannot graffiti on nothing without incurring death. Make sure all the spraypaint hits something!
I wish for a slice of fruitcake, because gratuitous amounts of Christmas. |
|
| |
Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:58 am |
| The fruitcake is from '75, and it's hard as a rock.
I wish for a book of any story I want to see magically and for free. |
|
| |
Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:01 am |
| Granted. It turns out your mind is a dark, twisted place that very easily disgusts you. As such it conjures up a book of a story you want to see, and yet is truly, inhumanly horrible. You go mad from the strangely recursive revelation of realizing who you truly are, and that who you truly are is a monster. And then you explode because of a time paradox. Or something.
I wish for a teaspoon of concentrated Gottam. |
|
| |
Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:03 pm |
| You spill the Gottam, which knocks over a jar of Pootis, which in turn knocks over a cup of Pingas. You're screwed three ways over.
I wish for a fluffy bunny. |
|
| |
Chuck Swirsky Automatic Terror Machine
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:55 pm |
| Granted, your bunny is so cute and fluffy that it's coat is a fire hazard and your little fireball bursts into flames while trying to hug you.
I wish for a speedboat. |
|
| |
Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:14 pm |
| Granted, but the speedboat goes so fast that it breaks the hull, ruining the boat and leaving you stranded.
I wish for a supercomputer. |
|
| |
Sponsored content
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | |
| |
|
| |
| Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | |
|