Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)

Nooblet

Granted, but now the mustache and the hat fuses with the wished up penis, creating the most badass penis in the world. Not what you wanted.
I wish for the aforementioned penis to become a penis-faced human.

Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious

Granted. You look lik a mexican drug cartel member. The cops are pretty hasty here.

I wish for a sammich.

Automatic Terror Machine

Granted, but there is too much mayo on the sandwich and you throw it away.

I wish for a pair of Floor Standing Advent Model 500 speakers.

Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious

Chuck Swirsky wrote:: Granted, but there is too much mayo on the sandwich and you throw it away.

I wish for a pair of Floor Standing Advent Model 500 speakers.

Granted. Unfortuantely, they fell out of the truck on delivery.

I wish for a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre.

Automatic Terror Machine

Granted, Dr. Dre comes to your house and beats you up for not including a trademark.

I wish for some Beefaroni.

Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious

Granted, but it was left open for a couple years.

I wish for a can of Dr. Pepper.

Nooblet

Granted. Just the can, though.

I wish for a fine beard.

Automatic Terror Machine

Granted, but it grows too big and you end up shaving it off while trying to trim it.

I wish for the remake of Top Gun that is going to come out later this year to be cancelled.

Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious

Chuck Swirsky wrote:: Granted, but it grows too big and you end up shaving it off while trying to trim it.

I wish for the remake of Top Gun that is going to come out later this year to be cancelled.

Granted. Instead, we get a remake of either E.T.(For game), or Star Wars Episode V, with worse writing(for movie).

I wish for bacon.

The Final Boss

Granted.

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I wish to find the fabled Fish of Slapping!

Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious

Granted. Of course, once you find it, it just continually slaps you.

I wish for.....A BUCKET OF WATER!

The Final Boss

Granted. However, it's a magickal infinitely flowing bucket of water. You are suddenly knocked unconscious by some random object conking you in the head, and you drop it, tipping it over. ... Several months later you awake from your coma in a flooded, abandoned hospital built on top of a massive skyscraper on Mount Everest.

I wish for exactly 0.97 oranges.

Nooblet

Granted. Unfortunately, the remaining 0.03 to a full orange happened to be the entrance for germs to invade your immortal body, taking out the "im" out of "immortal".
I wish for a slingshot to shoot flip flops with them.

Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious

Granted, but the flip flops, flip flop on you.

I wish for a TV remote.

Nooblet

Granted. However it turns out to be a complicated remote for a plane. You use it, only to fly a plane to yourself by accident. I wish for a planet that I can own.

Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious

Granted. But it's pluto, and there's nothing you can do with it.

I wish for a mansion.

Mod

Granted, but it's so full of mold that none of the windows or doors will open.

I wish for a funny GIF.

Nooblet

Granted... however, it is less funny as it involves creepy Spongebob imagery in some quick frames... I wish for a Premiere Pro.

Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious

Granted, but I screwed up and got you Premier Amateur.

I wish for an eye patch.

Nooblet

Granted, and you even get the true man eyepatch, but this comes at the cost of your eye.

I wish people stopped trying to steal my Fish of Slapping.

The Final Boss

Granted. People instead opt to frequently attempt stealing your Rod of Pleasuring, which is attached to you, and as such becomes subjected to many a painful yank. After much pain and grief, you must be hospitalized for injuries caused by this turn of events. They have to amputate.

I wish for a machine that creates electricity from shoving random objects into it by techno-magickally converting every bit of matter into electrons and shooting them out the conveniently attached wire.

Mod

Granted, but you trip on the wire and fall into the machine.

I wish for all of the DVDs.

Nooblet

Granted, but now your house is full of DVDs that you have to swim inside a horde of sharp discs.
I wish for all powers of the world.

Automatic Terror Machine

Granted, but you didn't specify which world so you got the power of the world with no power.

I wish for a car with a manual transmission.

Nooblet

Granted, but the manual transmission happens to be a manual transmission to automatic transmission, so it fails you. I wish for a boring world where I'm happy only.