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 Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:51 am

Granted, but the wish power was so high the paper got burned. I wish for moar coffee.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:04 am

Granted but your coffee ends up containing an ingredient that you are allergic to.

I wish for new shoes.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:21 am

Granted, but they're super high heels and you twist your ankle.

I wish for a spoon.
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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:36 am

Granted. I screwed up the wish, though, and gave you a fork.

I wish for a fancy kitchen.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:10 pm

Granted, but the designer figured a fancy kitchen should look great and not have anything you need for food preparation.

I wish for a ship.
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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:47 pm

Granted, but little do you know that the ship was actually built out of cheese, a.k.a ship is holed and will sink.
I wish for a Darth Vader suit.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:52 pm

EDIT: Mods can not delete posts. Hmmm.

Anyway, Granted. But the suit malfunctions. Too bad.

I wish for a puppy.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:30 am

Granted, but the puppy grew up so quickly to become a guard dog... little do you know it hurts when it bites you. I wish for a flamethrower.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:53 am

Granted but the gas line is not hooked up correctly, splattering gas back at you and setting you ablaze.

I wish for a laser-disc player.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:08 am

Granted. You have brought into existence an anthropomorphic disk drive of some sort who is a super-pimp. What hell hath you wrought upon us!?

I wish for this thread to be stickied due to its popularity. But I can grant that wish myself, and in fact I just did, so I wish instead for a can o' soop.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:44 pm

Granted, but not only does the soup-soop gets spilled on you, the cup explodes as well.

I wish for an alien invasion.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:44 pm

Granted. But they ran out of gas an the invasion failed.

I wish for something to wish for.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:35 pm

Granted, but this thing happened to be another alien invasion for you. And it failed as well. Not just that, but they left the entire humanity and kidnapped you. I wish I had a damsel in distress to rape.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:38 pm

Granted, but she has a case of vagina detata. Enjoy the rape.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VaginaDentata

I wish for a fancy sports car.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:57 pm

Granted, but you're girlfriend steals it from you, and breaks up with you.

I wish for a black hole I can control.
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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:58 pm

Granted, but you aren't strong enough to control it, and end up being absorbed by the hole, and desintegrate.(Spelling?)

I wish for a belt to keep my pants up.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:32 pm

Granted. The belt keeps your pants up so well, it also keeps your organs from being normal organ-shape and you die of internal bleeding.

I wish for a smartphone that operates as well as a desktop computer.
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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:36 pm

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Granted. The belt keeps your pants up so well, it also keeps your organs from being normal organ-shape and you die of internal bleeding.

I wish for a smartphone that operates as well as a desktop computer.

Granted, The smartphone gets too smart and abandons you to start a cyber revolution.

I wish for a smart car.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:42 pm

Granted, the smart car is smart enough to form its own opinions. It decides it doesn't like you and takes you both on a ride over a cliff.

I wish for strawberry syrup.
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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:28 am

Granted. It expired last year, though.

I wish for a fancy coat.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:36 am

Granted, but it's made of fur. A PETA member comes by and douses you in human blood.

I wish for a sticker.
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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:45 am

Granted, but it gets stuck everywhere, and you eventually throw it away out of frustration.

I wish for a a pair of pants.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:18 am

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:01 am

Granted, but the third sock has to go somewhere... in this case, your head. I wish I had a pen.

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Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.)Posted at: Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:59 am

Granted, but the pen fuses with 'is' and so you gain a penis.

I wish for a fine hat, and a mustache to sport.
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