| Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:26 am |
| Granted, but the onion has little known magical powers, which, instead of making you cry, they make you laugh maniacally forever, as you did above.
I wish I had some bad ass line I can use to intimidate opponents. Example: I am the Sushi Saint, son of Kronos, brother of Poseidon, slayer of Porphyrion, and master of Canta Slaus. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:25 am |
| Granted, but the line is used in every situation you can intimidate your enemy (a la anime), leaving you open for a certain enemy who will deal with you NOW. I wish I had a clock tower. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:01 pm |
| Granted. Unfortunately, it's from Castlevania.
I wish I had an average-sized apple. |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:05 pm |
| Granted, but as try to take a big bite out of it, you end up biting a Mac, and look like a foolish man. (Macs are Apple.) I wish I was the final boss in a popular video game, with the background music being something like this. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:25 pm |
| Granted. Unfortunately, you're a joke. You are therefore defeated easily, and go down in gaming infamy.
I wish for an ordinary banana. It doesn't have problems, it's not too big, not too small, not bruised, and not poisoness. Also my mind can comprehend it. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:56 am |
| Granted, but that's the last food you get. Ever.
I wish for five dollars. |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:49 am |
| Granted, but due to the kindness of your heart, you give it to me.
I wish for a rocket launcher. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:37 am |
| Granted, unfortunately, the RPG itself is the rocket, so it takes you to wherever you shot the rocket at. I wish for a Tails plushy. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:02 pm |
| Granted. Unfortunately, a real fox comes and rips it up.
I wish I had a comfy bed. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:23 pm |
| Granted, but it's comfy because it's made of drug-infused foam. The police find it and confiscate it, and you get a hefty fine.
I wish I had oatmeal with strawberries. |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:04 am |
| Granted, but due to the kindness of your heart, and time paradoxes, you give it to me.
I wish my first world problem of having too many video games to complete would go away. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:53 pm |
| Granted. But now you have the problem of too much time on your hands. You explode from sheer amounts of stir-craziness.
I wish there was no more obesity. |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:35 pm |
| Granted, but we get twice the amount of cancer.
I wish for world peace or world domination with me being the leader. You can pick one. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:04 pm |
| You become the ruler of the world, for one second only before the armies overthrow you. I wish I had the biggest sound speakers in the world. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:54 pm |
| Granted. The decibel levels end up destroying the speakers after one second of music.
I wish I was an hero. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:10 pm |
| Granted, but somehow you made an accident accidentally, and now you're the villain. I wish I had a nice TV show to watch. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:15 pm |
| Granted. But the show is nice yet you hate it, ruining your evening.
I wish I was in sports. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:26 pm |
| Granted, but you're too sporty to the point that your muscles could pull the Earth to the sun. I wish I had a new trench coat. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:54 pm |
| Granted. People think you're suspicious, and kill you.
I wish I had a nice hat. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:26 pm |
| Granted. Its a hat with a rocket inside, so it blasts you with the fire part. I wish I had a teleporter. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:05 pm |
| Granted, but you accidentally teleport your body inside a wall and die. I wish I had moar games. |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:02 pm |
| Granted, you get millions of copies of Sonic 06.
I wish for a Mario coin. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:13 pm |
| Granted, but as soon as you collect it, it dissappears, and you have no idea where it went.
I wish I was suffering. |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:19 am |
| Granted, but I come along, and suddenly your day gets better.
I wish for power. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:17 am |
| Granted. You have the power to control all the Tasmanian tigers as your personal army. Unfortunately, they went extinct in 1936.
I wish for a piece of paper. |
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