| Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:51 am |
| Granted, but the wish power was so high the paper got burned. I wish for moar coffee. |
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Chuck Swirsky Automatic Terror Machine
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:04 am |
| Granted but your coffee ends up containing an ingredient that you are allergic to.
I wish for new shoes. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:21 am |
| Granted, but they're super high heels and you twist your ankle.
I wish for a spoon. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:36 am |
| Granted. I screwed up the wish, though, and gave you a fork.
I wish for a fancy kitchen. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:10 pm |
| Granted, but the designer figured a fancy kitchen should look great and not have anything you need for food preparation.
I wish for a ship. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:47 pm |
| Granted, but little do you know that the ship was actually built out of cheese, a.k.a ship is holed and will sink. I wish for a Darth Vader suit. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:52 pm |
| EDIT: Mods can not delete posts. Hmmm.
Anyway, Granted. But the suit malfunctions. Too bad.
I wish for a puppy. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:30 am |
| Granted, but the puppy grew up so quickly to become a guard dog... little do you know it hurts when it bites you. I wish for a flamethrower. |
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Chuck Swirsky Automatic Terror Machine
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:53 am |
| Granted but the gas line is not hooked up correctly, splattering gas back at you and setting you ablaze.
I wish for a laser-disc player. |
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Mly The Final Boss
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:08 am |
| Granted. You have brought into existence an anthropomorphic disk drive of some sort who is a super-pimp. What hell hath you wrought upon us!?
I wish for this thread to be stickied due to its popularity. But I can grant that wish myself, and in fact I just did, so I wish instead for a can o' soop. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:44 pm |
| Granted, but not only does the soup-soop gets spilled on you, the cup explodes as well.
I wish for an alien invasion. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:44 pm |
| Granted. But they ran out of gas an the invasion failed.
I wish for something to wish for. |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:35 pm |
| Granted, but this thing happened to be another alien invasion for you. And it failed as well. Not just that, but they left the entire humanity and kidnapped you. I wish I had a damsel in distress to rape. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:38 pm |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:57 pm |
| Granted, but you're girlfriend steals it from you, and breaks up with you.
I wish for a black hole I can control. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:58 pm |
| Granted, but you aren't strong enough to control it, and end up being absorbed by the hole, and desintegrate.(Spelling?)
I wish for a belt to keep my pants up. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:32 pm |
| Granted. The belt keeps your pants up so well, it also keeps your organs from being normal organ-shape and you die of internal bleeding.
I wish for a smartphone that operates as well as a desktop computer. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:36 pm |
| - Comet Moth wrote:
- Granted. The belt keeps your pants up so well, it also keeps your organs from being normal organ-shape and you die of internal bleeding.
I wish for a smartphone that operates as well as a desktop computer. Granted, The smartphone gets too smart and abandons you to start a cyber revolution. I wish for a smart car. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:42 pm |
| Granted, the smart car is smart enough to form its own opinions. It decides it doesn't like you and takes you both on a ride over a cliff.
I wish for strawberry syrup. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:28 am |
| Granted. It expired last year, though.
I wish for a fancy coat. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:36 am |
| Granted, but it's made of fur. A PETA member comes by and douses you in human blood.
I wish for a sticker. |
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Sketch Style Chief Sergeant Major of the Obvious
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:45 am |
| Granted, but it gets stuck everywhere, and you eventually throw it away out of frustration.
I wish for a a pair of pants. |
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Comet Moth Mod
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:18 am |
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Agent Robotnik Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:01 am |
| Granted, but the third sock has to go somewhere... in this case, your head. I wish I had a pen. |
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Sushimo Nooblet
| Re: Corrupt-a-wish (Brought to you by Mly copy-pasting a copy-paste to the nth degree.) | Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:59 am |
| Granted, but the pen fuses with 'is' and so you gain a penis.
I wish for a fine hat, and a mustache to sport. |
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